he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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