I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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