Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you inspire me to be a worse person
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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