Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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