Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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