Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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