I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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