hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
