It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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