I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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