too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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