Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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