Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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