you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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