i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
