I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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