Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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