This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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