literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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