Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
drinking out of a sandbucket again
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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