I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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