We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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