I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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