the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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