Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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