dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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