For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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