Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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