All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
So here I am, sexting at work.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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