i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
My vagina just recognized that song.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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