He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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