Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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