He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
PANTIES FOUND
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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