I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
where does the pee come out of this thing
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Randomize
