yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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