its not stalking. its research.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
