and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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