So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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