it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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