What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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