R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
