I wish i was in the wii world.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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