ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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