What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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