Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
