they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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