He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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