I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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