i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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