he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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